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i get
so much mail i cant see straight but i read it all and i answer almost
half of it. if you got a reply its cuz youre special. if you didnt, try
again, maybe it got lost in the mess that is my harddrive. how could i
leave a picture like this sit on it for months and how could i forget
to write you back? still i didnt and im sorry. so lets talk about survivor.
big two hour special is going down thursday and i think its going to be
the
lady from tennesee. the texan and the cook are the front-runners but
they hate each other so they will count each other out. how? easy. if
the texan gets immunity he will vote against the cook and the lady knows
it so she will get him off too. if the cook gets immunity he will vote
against the texan and the lady will know it and she will get him off too.
if the lady gets immunity it doesnt really matter who she votes for because
theres no way that the group will let the texan or the cook win. you heard
it here first. some
of the mail centers around sports. how are the kings doing this? how
are the lakers doing this? how are the cubs doing this? the correct answer
for all the above, duh, is teamwork and the fakeout. still no one played
the drunken master as well as the lakers did. kobe hate shaq? shaq hate
kobe? phil hate everyone? right. and everything in this page are lies.
i may have born last night but i wasnt born late last night. phil
jackson gets paid to have the league think that theres trouble in paradise
and the only trouble is kobe getting married to that
girl younger than the one i pretend that i'm writing. i think phil
said, kobe, you can marry
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me
and chris went shopping on western avenue for furniture
this weekend and white girls need to take a few tips from their latina amigas.
first thing they need to realize is that the tight ass is really something
better saved for strippers, swimmers & figure skaters. unless gay, most men are just as happy grabbing a sweet ass as buns of steel. but drive down these neighborhoods and you will see a casual confidence you'll never notice in brentwood or the beaches because these women are not pretending to be anything other than themselves. they are not ashamed of their hairdo's, their bus passes, their children, or the size of their bodies. they have cable and they know what bald gay madison ave. says they they should look like, but they are going to dress and act like madonna '87 for the rest of their lives. so step off, pendejo. no love for the Lucy's launderia, sunset. 2.50 a wash is ok if the quarter dry actually dries. even after 50 cents my shits still sog- gy and "Open Ice" doesn't work for the #3 player! cool to have launderia video games but like that little kid on the sopranos, sometimes it's ok to flip off santa. |
