Q. How do I get girls to go down on me? A. Look around. I am 57 years old. In all my days I have never seen young women who feel more comfortable with oral as these days. But I am in prison, and this is the only place where you can "get" someone to go down on you. In the real world, having a girl venture down your happy trail is a result of (a) picking the right girl (b) staying away from not saying too much dumb shit and (c) making the girl feel comfortable being a filthy lil thing. None of these are difficult if you watch enough porn and learn!
tonypierce.com		Listen pal, this is one place where you do not "ask for the sale". This has to be all her idea. Do not drop hints, do not even talk about it. If she tries to fake you out by asking you if you want one, just say something like, "my girth would choke you. let's just talk." actually, dont do that. it never works. say YES! dipshit. but only if she allows you to return the favor. and even if she doesnt. one day you might end up in the clink like me and all you'll have to daydream about are those wistful days of yesteryear when the old wife and the young wives faught over my wrinkled love gun. but if you force the issue it'll never happen. and if you end up with a girl who doesnt like that, it's your own fault, that shit should have been covered in the phone interview. right after you ask her if shes into anal. look at my eyes, you think im kidding?
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