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today is mary's birthday. so in honor of her, i will show you a little bit from my diary where i tried to
set her up with my best friend. i never thought she would ever go out with me, so i figured i'd help out my buddy.
little did i know the truth. the truth about mary is she's still awesome and magical and so cool.

here's to you, hot mama. you'll always be 17 to me.